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Losing our coconuts

Posted by commiedyan on November 28, 2007

Mamutong—Cebuano for climbing and harvesting fresh coconuts—from Malaybalay, Bukidnon, has come out with the top 10 reasons for reading The Philippine Onion. As you can see from numbers 7 and 6, he might have lost his coconuts:

7. Because humor has coexisted with politics and religion since Balaam conversed with his ass. (Numbers: 23)

6. You may go to hell if you don’t (for the Catholics and Muslims in the crowd).

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One Response to “Losing our coconuts”

  1. […] If Filipinos haven’t learned anything from Edsa 1, it is time to ask: Are we losing our coconuts? […]

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