Fearless forecasts 2008 (2): George W. finds new members for axis of evil
Posted by commiedyan on January 5, 2008
Reeling from poor survey ratings in the pre-primaries in late 2007, the Republicans will begin to support a new project of the new conservatives (neocons): ostracize Australia and California. Dick Cheney will build a case to invade and bomb down under and even California. That is because Australia is now under a labor government which has signed on to bolder anti-global warming initiatives in Bali and governator Arnie has always been an embarassment to conservatives with his fuel economy standards.
Our experts say there is a ten percent chance that W. will order the Pentagon to bomb Australia and California in 2008.
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jonolan said
That would be a shame; I’d hate to Australia damaged. Kalifornia is a different story though…
taroogs said
either that or return california back to mexico, thus nullifying that recalcitrant state’s opinions and votes. with regard to Oz, bush can always lend his support to the “Australia for Aborigines Only” movement.
jonolan said
Taroog, based on the immigration records for Kalifornia – legal and illegal – haven’t we already turned it over to Mexico?
taroogs said
Jonolan, the pinoys will certainly contest the mexican claim
Scott Easterling (US) said
An infant Filipino will float to the USA from Ormoc Bay, and save America.
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