Fearless forecasts 2008 (2): George W. finds new members for axis of evil
Posted by commiedyan on January 5, 2008
Reeling from poor survey ratings in the pre-primaries in late 2007, the Republicans will begin to support a new project of the new conservatives (neocons): ostracize Australia and California. Dick Cheney will build a case to invade and bomb down under and even California. That is because Australia is now under a labor government which has signed on to bolder anti-global warming initiatives in Bali and governator Arnie has always been an embarassment to conservatives with his fuel economy standards.
Our experts say there is a ten percent chance that W. will order the Pentagon to bomb Australia and California in 2008.