This peer-reviewed journal of Philippine cornography is brought to you by loonies, paranoiacs, and insomniacs who feel compelled to make fun of Philippine society, real and surreal, the avant garde in science and philosophy, creationism, intelligent design, ex-postmodernism, and the compulsively correct.
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