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Farmer contemplating suicide gets depressed, stabs self, survives; wife, depressed, kills self

Posted by commiedyan on November 13, 2007

The body of Maria K. Aguanta, 58, stalwart in her community, lies in state at the Naga Memorial Homes in Naga, Cebu. She is survived by husband Juan. Neighbors said Juan had been morose over the death of their two pigs and that they saw the couple arguing at dawn Monday.

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Wife dies in scrabble match refereed by Pacquiao

Posted by commiedyan on November 11, 2007

General Santos City- A man stabbed his wife dead early Sunday after a heated argument over the spelling of ‘glove’ in a scrabble match refereed by the boxing champ. The wife actually had both ‘b’ and ‘v’ tiles but insisted on using ‘glove’ in deference to their neighbor Manny, who said he had no idea how the words were spelled.

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