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U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms

Posted by commiedyan on November 15, 2007

Our Washington bureau warns a US-Iran war may be imminent with the finding reported below.

The Onion

November 12, 2007

WASHINGTON—Barely two months after U.N. inspectors in Iran failed to find evidence of an active nuclear weapons program, the Department of Homeland Security uncovered new information Monday proving the Middle Eastern nation has obtained literally trillions of atoms—the same particles sometimes used to make atomic bombs—for unknown purposes. Read the rest of this entry »

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